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Bezos bottle

A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.

He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.

The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.

by caughtjesta October 5, 2021


Degreeden Bottles

An SI unit for temperature measurement. One average sized mans half drank bottle of water, kept in the door card of a car, will initially be in liquid form below zero Celsius. Then as an early morning journey starts and temperature in the car rises, the water will start to turn to ice, neglecting the normal rules of thermal dynamics. The point that the water freezes inside the bottle is 0.5 degreedens. Aka 0.5 degreeden bottles. Usually well above 0 degrees Celcius.

Person one - It’s a cold one today boys.

Person two - Yeah, the car was frozen solid, but my water bottle was still liquid until the car warmed up a bit, then it froze completely

Average sized man - Yeah, it’s at least 0.5 degreeden bottles

by Definitions for the boys October 28, 2019


Albanian Water Bottle

The act of going into a porta-potty and scooping the creamy blue shit soup with a water bottle and drinking it.

I had to take a shit but got distracted and pulled an Albanian Water Bottle in that bitch.

by That Bitch Carol Baskins January 31, 2023


bottling the home brew

Allowing a man to ejaculate inside of you in a reckless or intentionally procreative manner.

Tammy: What's up with your sheets?
Tanya: My boyfriend and I have been bottling the home brew, and shit's been getting messy.
Tammy: So I take it we're not sharing vodka until shark week
Tanya: Well, you can never be too careful!
Tammy: You could always try being A LITTLE careful...

by inbrambles January 18, 2013


Bottle throttle

To do the retarded trend of flipping a water bottle onto a table

I hate it when people bottle throttle

by Galaxy_27 June 29, 2016


meth bottle

a bottle full of meth that costs 32.6 dollars according to my dealer

mike: hey you got some meth
dealer: no but i have a meth bottle

by black donkey man November 1, 2021


must-win-bottle

Paraphrasing from the slogan “must-win-battles” it can be applied to a drinking competition or to a good night out with blokes.
Acronyms: MWB

T: Hi bro, how was that mission to the Oktober Fest?
M: I tell you what, it has been like a must-win-bottle, I have never been so drunk!

by milfonian March 11, 2012