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When you're happy to wake up on God's green earth and you're thirsty before another wonderful day of lifting weights, hiking and eating meat. So you wake up your stupid wife and she nurses you with her big soft milkies before you start your day.
Mussolini's Milk Breakfast consists of a glass of milk, and it is a matter of one minute. "I drink it at the table in small guips," he says, ''so that it may be properly salivated. Milk is a wonderful food, perhaps, the best food known to man. This one glass of milk contains enough nourishment to sustain me until the midday meal six hours hence."
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Self-induced vomiting on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.
"After beating him senseless outside the bar I gave him an irish breakfast."
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An e-mail that one mate writes to another mate that is intended to be read as an accompaniment to his/her breakfast. It is typically written late at night and may include amusing anecdotes or newsworthy items pertaining to the writer's personal life. It is usually relatively short in duration and is written purely to entertain, amuse and/or encourage the reader as he/she starts her day. Also referred to as "breaky email", it must not contain angry rants, tedious stories or non-sensical ramblings.
Jon is tired at the end of a long day and is anxious to get some sleep. So he says to his mate, "Oi! Will you send me a breakfast e-mail so I've got something to read whilst I eat my toast with vegemite in the morning?" And Jon's mate replies, "No problem, eh?"
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When a man eats the protein left by the guy who just creampied a woman in a gangbang - or a man who performs fellatio on a lady of the night who has been a client before him
The bloke was so drunk he went down on that hooker and got an all day breakfast
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Someone who lurks around and teases his crush. He never leaves their side. They may be dangerous but scared to ask their crush out.
Girl: Have you seen All day breakfast?
Girl 2: Yeah he is hanging out over near Mandeep.
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The act of waking your partner with oral sex in the morning. Complementary to downstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with upstairs breakfast in bed.
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When you pour cold tea and beans into her vagina and lick them out of her
Hannah woke up to find Jerry licking the Full English Breakfast from her vagina
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