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Someone who has figured out how to make a living by appealing to teenage bros who couldn't tell what a sound argument looked like if it hit them flat in the face, as exemplified by the most popular entry on this page. Such youth believe that the more insults and taunts are crammed into a sentence, the more effective a refutation, especially when paired with WWE heel style self-praise and a loud, masculine voice. The movie Idiocracy inevitably comes to mind.
Debate bro fan - Brah, did you watch ToughCommieHooligan last night? He DESTROYED that liberal professor!
Educated youth - No. How did the professor lose?
- Well you know, TCH said he had a mosquito level I.Q. He also laughed very loudly every time the professor tried to respond. It was carnage!!
- Okay...
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The league of chadtastical brothers and sisters banding together to form such a beautiful kingdom; where rarteds are instantly persecuted, e-thots punished by listening to RAM RANCH EAR RAPE and crusading degenerates who are deemed in need of divine guidance and revelation.
Guy 1: Fuck man, I joined the TRUE BROS chat and shit is wild.
Guy 2: Damn, I better become an intellectual before joining such a magnificent group
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noun or verb - a hard hitting high five between two dudes who are cool with each other/good buddies - see bro hugs
Dude 1: Fuck yeah, they just scored!
Dude 2: Hellz fuck yeah!...Bro slaps!
(proceed to give each other high fives)
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noun: someone a bro is in a bromance with. Bro-friend is to bromance what boy/girlfriend is to romance. Also spelled "brofriends"
In 1996, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon were bro-friends.
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Love shared between two bros. No homo is implied in this relationship. May be between two brothers, are two friends. Friends may be considered bros.
Justin: Yo i love you bro
Kyle: Love you too
Justin: Bro love
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Passport bros are a new phenomenon of Western men who are deciding to go to Asia and elsewhere to find traditional / feminine women to wife up because they are either annoyed at the insanely high standards that modern Western women hold, or they don't share the extreme woke values, or because western women can be hypocrites who want a provider man but they won't clean or cook.
Passport bros are a variation of MGTOW movement, but the passport variant are men who still want to wife up good women instead of rejecting marriage altogether. Passport bros believe that certain women are worthy of marriage and that both husband and wife should contribute to the marriage in some way.
Person 1: Bro the girl on Tinder says I must be 6ft tall, 6 pack, 6 figure income, pay for all her gifts but she won't cook or clean
Person 2: dude, just become passport bros like me. My wife is foreign and we are happily married for 5 years so far.
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an occasion in which two bros are intentionally acting in a homosexual manner; similar to pro homo, but for bros
Dude, I love the way your lax penny matches your mocs and your salmon colored shorts today, bro homo.
Brad and Chad were wrestling with their shirts off on the frat's front lawn, bro homo.
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