A fighting technique that involves using downwards smashing with the side of the fist like a monkey would.
Michael:”He beat that kid up”
John:”Those monkey bashes were dangerous”
A platinum monkey is referring to the best pussy you'll ever get. Tight, soft, perfection.
"It don't stay platinum by being a hoe!"
Be careful with a platinum monkey...it will make you fall in love!
a little person that you can carry to the fridge to get a beer while still having intercourse with them.
"that girl i just met is a total fridge monkey"
" he likes em small and fridge monkey like"
When you and your partner (male or female) proceed to shit in eachothers hands and eat it whilst having intercourse.
Dude after that party james and i hungry monkeyed. i should never have let him eat so much corn.
someone who is just doing dumb/stupid things and acts stupid.
Wow, Galen is such a shing monkey
When fisting someone's anus, and you pull your fist out covered in poop.
I can't believe they didn't clean themselves enough to prevent me from getting monkey knuckles.
That Pineapple Monkey Is getting all the Pineapple off the tree