Crab-Slash

Finding an empty urinal, pulling your pants down to your ankles and half-squatting whilst shuffling side-to-side with your hands making a crab-like motion above your head.

Wow, look at this empty urinal. Check this crab-slash bro.

Hey! Did you see Tom’s crab-slash? That guy went full Zoidberg.

Crab Swing

Dangling tampon string.

girl 1-"yo gurl i can see yo crab swing in dat skurt"
girl 2-"othx"

Crab Sack

A crab sack is when the meaty cock of a male crab goes inside the anus of a human female, this act of sexual crabercorse is why we have jesus

Give me that crab sack

The pacific crab

The pacific crab is when a man, takes his thumb, sticks it in the ass of a girl and then takes his pointer finger and sticks that in the vagina of the girl. When both fingers are in he then begins to pinch.

Guy 1: Dude I just performed the pacific crab on that drink chick
Guy 2: dick bro bet she loved it

Crab line

A line of Pubic hair from the belly button to the pubic line.

Crabs refer to the STI, the line refers to the catch

Dude, shave your crab line

Australian term: snail trail

Mr crabs

The guy who is playing the smallest violin.

Oh boo hoo let me play a sad song for you on the worlds smallest violin - Mr Crabs

Crab Style

Noun

1. Coitus while crabwalking.
2. The act of fornication while belly up on all fours. Similar to Doggy Style.

I was kind of nervous at first when the prostitute contortionist asked me if I had ever done it crab style.

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