Cup of chili

Similar to a cup of soup (farting in your hand and waving it in someones face) but instead of farting, the person delivering the cup of "chili" shits in there own hand and slaps the "victim" in the face while yelling CUP OF CHILI!!!!!

After a brutal night of drinking and eating taco bell John had brewed up quite the batch of ass chili he decided to share it with his friend Matt by smacking him in the face with a Cup of Chili

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cup noodles

trash

i sure am cup noodles

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Penis in a cup

A very hurtful name you use to call someone. The tool you use to remove virginity is inserted into cup, other known as the mouth.

1) George W. Bush.
1) Your Mom

Stop being a penis in a cup.

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cup job

When you put a balloon inside of a solo cup and have sex with it.

"Seriously, if you put a balloon inside of a cup, and fuck that, that would be better than Anna."
"Wait, what would that be called?"
"A cup job."

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king's cup

Real man's kings cup. This game WILL get you fucked up if you play with a small group (3-5 people is optimal, 2 if you're suicidal). The game is played with a deck of cards.

2-10: Drink for that many seconds (beer or mixed drink)
J: Take a shot (JD, preferably)
Q: Play a game (questions, rhyme, etc), loser takes a shot
K: Pour a shot into the king's cup. Loser takes the triple shot
A: Take a double shot

Alternative: Guess the card's color before drawing. If you choose correctly, give the card to someone else. If you choose wrong, take the card.

I played real man's King's Cup and now I feel like I'm going to die.

Real man's king's cup will put hair on your chest.

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Solo Cup

is five dollars.........

Can I get a solo cup? That'll be $5.

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aa cup

Part of the Itty Bitty Tittie Committee

Did you hear about Steph, Cam and Nash? We thought they were guys with there AA Cups

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