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1. Of the highest quality; usually involving weed or paraphernalia, i.e. blunts, bleezies, bongs, pipes, vapes, herb, etc.
2. Of the highest level; usually describing as to how high one is.
3. P.o.s. used as an adjective, to describe something/someone, as being of the best quality; the most respected.
1. "Man, this shit is of the upmost dankity dank."
"I know nigga."
2. "Shit son I'm at the upmost dankity dank."
"Word up nigga."
3. "Yo man yo car is of the upmost dankity dank."
"Shit! I only roll in ma Bentleys G."
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An expression of happiness at the positive outcome of a situation.
"Everything's coming up roses! Dink dank doo!"
Source: Peter Kay's Phoenix Nights
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Something an excited stoner says
"Hot Diggity Dank, Acid rules!!!!"
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An app available on IOS and Android that accurately determines the dankness of anything asked it.
"Dude I checked Dank-O-Meter and it said my outfit was "Dank as fuck""
"Gnarly brah"
The reason people kill them self
That's such a dank dead meme
The dankest of the dankest gangs on Facebook called Dank Memes Gang.
The gang is ruled by the almighty "Lord Avishay", who only approve the dankest and rarest memes on the entire flat world.
The only way of getting into this group is to be invited by an existing member. As in described in the meaning of DMG, Dank Memes Gang is the illuminati of the memes world.
Normie: "Hey have you seen this dank meme on 9gag?"
DMG member: "This shit is not acceptable you silly peasen"
DMG member: *Shows Dank Memes Gang to normie*
Normie 5 years later holding a sign saying: "Will do sexual favours for dank memes"