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When an adjustable cigarette lighter is tweaked so the flame is 6-10 inches high
I borrowed this dude’s lighter and almost cut my face off with a demon sword.
When you adjust the setting on a lighter so the flame is 6-10 inches high - that flame is a demon sword.
I borrowed that dude’s lighter to light my cigarette, and almost got my face cut off by a demon sword.
When someone is taking a hot, steamy, shower and someone else goes into the bathroom and takes a shit without any courtesy flushes.
“I woke up and hopped in the shower and my boyfriend went in and dropped the nastiest Steam Demon- he damn near suffocated me.”
It's when your shit is so hot that when it hits skin that bitch turns into a homemade steam room.
Brad - Hey Nick come here!
Nick - What?
*Brad shits on his arm
*Nick autistic scream
Brad - STEAM DEMON!!
Someone who gives no fucks and is better than TiltedLurker
Scorge the Demon doesn’t care that your mom died you still said the n word
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Man 1 : Hey Jim! The demons are coming
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A god
The reason im still here
Also made a Minecraft client for xbox