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dog paralysis

When you can’t move because your dog is laying in your lap and you don’t want to disturb him

“Hey bro can you go get me my laptop, Jax is asleep so I got dog paralysis”

by Doggydoggydog December 14, 2019


Injured Dog

When a man is wanking on all fours naked and as he is using one hand to wank and it is not touching the ground which imitates a dog walking around with an injured front paw

The other day Robert's mother walked in on him pulling an injured dog in the middle of the lounge room floor

by Loose Goose For King August 29, 2011

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LnC dog

A name widely used by media, supporters and adoptive families of the very well known rescue, Litters 'n Critters Animal Rescue, in Halifax, Nova Scotia.

Litters 'n Critters received international attention in July 2012 when Fed Ex shipped almost 60 dogs from Labrador to Halifax to find new homes. The dogs were known as "Mushkadoodles" or "LnC dogs" through out the media and world.

Litters 'n Critters have won several small humaine awards and in Oct 2012 was recognized as one of the top 3 100% volunteer animal rescues in Canada, making the mark as the #1 volunteer rescue in Atlantic Canada.

Our family recently adopted an LnC dog from Halifax.

by barneymiller November 27, 2012


Jam-dog

When you make a nickname up for your friend jamie

Tayla:I think your nickname should be jam-dog

by Taytay_ms_o July 28, 2018


Cancer dog

A relatively obscure New York street food consisting of 15 cigarette butts on a pretzel.

Can I get a cancer dog?

by Cancerous Spaghetti-O's June 20, 2019


Dog Fu

A canine's inordinate use of paws during normal everyday activities such as tug-of-war. The vertical movement of a dog's forward appendage resembling that of a martial arts chopping motion.

Caesar uses dog fu as leverage to pull the rope down while tugging.

by Jordan Fessenden August 31, 2009


dick dogged

When u get fucked over especially by athorities

Bro i got pulled over doing 100 in 30 and the cop totally dick dogged me.

by Findarr December 22, 2016