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Xavier Valentino Edwards is a guy who isn’t even a human. He’s extraordinarily amazing and he’s the sort of person anyone can go to: when you’re stressed, upset, angry, bored or even happy and you need to share it with someone. He will be the guy. He’s a guy who loves blue Fanta and wants to live in China, will probably hide in Ikea at times and be in hospital around 6 times a month, and you’ll tell him something but he’ll just ask the same question again. But a Xavier is a kind, sweet, loveable person who EVERYONE loves. A Xavier Valentino Edwards is a sports fanatic who loves the gym but also eats all the shit in the world, annoys the fuck out of his friends but in the end, we all know it’s a loveable annoyance. He’s a sexy as fuck dude who would break anyone’s neck if they angered him in one snap, yet keep his cool in that very moment. Many people will forever look up to him. Although a Xavier Valentino Edwards has been through so much, this Xavier always puts everyone before him by 100%, so caring and cute. He has been through too much shit, way more than the average person normally intakes, but a Xavier Valentino Edwards is a strong hearted Italian who would do anything for love, family, friends and trust. And he gets in loads of shit because he’s known for being a bad boy. He is my best friend and he will always be.
New teacher: you’re making too much disruption, what’s your name?
Xavier: ..Bob, Bob Kabob Miss why?
New teacher: Funny, your real name now please?
Random snake in class: It’s Xavier Romeo Sebastian Fieri Vivaldi Valentino-Edwards Miss! But..it’s too long so just say Xavier Valentino Edwards I guess
A fucking sexy ass mother fucker
You ain’t nothing compared to Edward Smart
Manic Street Preachers rhythm guitarist and yes, he can't play guitar
But i'm sure you would cry yourself when reading the lyrics he write for the bands album and song
One solid guy! You’re all that I want! I love this man forever! I’ll never let go! Go team Brian! We got this!
💛🧡🌻🧡🌻🧡💛
Bro!
That’s Brian!
Dude!
Brian Edward Asbury is a great guy!
What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Benjamin "Edward" Franklin: The Eighth, Ninth, and (And=&) Juvenile Release.
Edward Ball is a dumb child who falls over all the time.
damn this kid falls over all the time, he must be an Edward Ball
The biggest LAD around. One of the best hockey players to ever grace this world. Will become a legend soon enough
I wish I could be like Edward Lanning