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When someone (more often a girl) posts absolute shit online on a daily basis. This person often whines about their life, almost everyday. The regular bystander will witness this stupidity on his or her newsfeed daily. This faggotry will go on for eternity if not blocked.
FB Faggot: "I hate life."
-1 Hour later-
FB Faggot: "everything is ok now. I luv my friends! <3"
-2 hours later-
FB Faggot: "how could he do this? i thought we had somethin. wat an asshole."
A regular day for all of the Facebook Faggots
-Listens to a song-
"Oh my gosh, I should post these shitty lyrics on my wall! Then, people might think the lyrics are about me! I just want to let people how horrible my taste in music is."
FB Lyric Faggot: "ur insecure. dont kno wat 4. <3"
Commenter: "Okay, please STOP posting lyrics. No one gives a shit about those lyrics. No one. Not even your mother."
FB Lyric Faggot: "omg just ignore me then. stupid."
Commenter: "Wow, I'm surprised your reply wasn't from a song."
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a person that is undesireable and is not worthy of the title, bitch, or nigga, or even the coveted fuckingherniabitch
that nigga faggot is such a bitch that he sucked his own dick
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A phrase to define a person who is very unopenminded.
"You and your tight pants can go suck some dick"
"At least mine aren't sagging below my knees, you backwoods faggot"
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1-a really stupid or ugly person or creature of the sea or body of water.
2-a very queer person or creature of the sea or body of water.
1-Waynehead is such a seafaggot.
1a-Jessie in a boat would be total sea faggotry.
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The quality of having the characteristics of a pussy and that of a faggot. Usually one timid who will not dare to do anything risky and posses homosexual features such as bieng named Tod, Rod, Mike (with an accent on a vowel), Johnie, Wade, Dustin, Gabe etc.
"You know that kid Tod, wow he's such a pussy faggot"
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When someone (usually a friend) fucks up really badly.
Generally in the realm of dating.
Jim: There's a hot chick in Pete's english class who wants him like no other!
-later that day-
Arnold: So did Pete ask that girl from his english class out on a date?
Jim: No he totally wussed out.
Arnold: What a lilly faggot.
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Large variety of snacks faggots love to eat. Most are in the shape of a penis, but some can just be shitty. Faggot snacks include carrots, pickles, cucumbers, popsicles, sausages, hot dogs, parfaits, low fat snacks, Yoplait Whips, and cottage cheese.
David: Sahil, why do like eating faggot snacks so much?
Sahil: (fellates hot dog) Because they feel so good in my mouth.
David: You are a homo.
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