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white sheep of the family

The black sheep of the family except everyone else are the black sheep.

Everyone here is weird except Jake
Yea he is the white sheep of the family

by ._the.br21 May 6, 2020


Family Office (FO)

N. An organization of ultra rich”adult” children, that behave as children, who hire top notch legal, accounting, investment advisors to ensure their heirs do not blow all their pappy’s wealth on coke (some leakage assumed and quietly approved). These heirs believe they work for a living but do not even know what that really is. And they believe they are intelligent, which is a mixed bag at best and even when true wildly exaggerated. The advisors are as advertised, but must comply with one unsaid rule “do not judge or criticize any family member no matter how absurd the behavior or comment.” The pay is generally worth this indignity.

Also, accompanying any proper FO will be a shameless group of investment companies that attempt to suck at the teat of the FO. Family office conferences are famous for the hilarity of investment advisors throwing themselves at barely coherent family members, like drunk fluzies at a rock concert, for a chance to nibble at a bread crumb that said coke head might remit.

Hey, Peter is on stage at The Family Office (FO) Conference in Florida acting like he has any clue what he is talking about. But he did secure co-GP rights on an investment his family doesn’t understand so for the MF win, right.

by BaBar the October 5, 2023


six flags family

A family that is cheap enough to buy Six Flags season passes on sale instead of buying, for example, Hershey Park passes.

You guys are such a Six Flags Family

by Totally_Ryan May 15, 2017


family zerging

Family zerging is when two or more members from the same household play a mmorpg (or any PVP) game in tandem, creating the effect of zerging in that community.

They are in that clan too?!? Why are they allowed to have the same goals in many clans throughout the game? I call 'family zerging' on them.

by CyAdora November 29, 2010

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western family cracker

Often refers to white people who wear wal-mart shoes, or show other signs of noticeable poverty. "Western Family" refers to a company that sells cheaper products (Including crackers) at grocery stores.

"You're such a western family cracker."

"Tell that to the ugly, two-cent hooker you like to visit all the time."

by I'm the Pope, And You're not. September 15, 2007

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DSMP Family Tree

What the fuck are you doing looking this up?

The DSMP Family Tree is very odd.

by Noobbyy February 19, 2022

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blended cuckold family

A married couple, the wife of whom has a child or children outside of the marriage

Aaron and his wife Rachel are a blended cuckold family, as since they were married, she has had children outside of their marriage. Aaron accepts them as his own, even though he knows the children aren't biologically his

by Man o' War January 9, 2017

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