fat wallet

having a lot of money

Bill Gates has a "fat wallet"

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Fat Blindness

1. Being so fat that your own body fat has the ability of overlapping your eyes causing temporary blindness. Aslo, 2. Being blind to actions that are stereotypically the actions of an obese person.

Ordering a triple burger combo with cheese, super sized, but you want to make sure that the coke is half diet because you're watching your figure. Your Fat Blindness has caused you to overlook the fact that you're stuffing your face like a fat fool.

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fat gamzee

instagram user fatgamzee

instagram user fat gamzee absorbed instagram user doppuro into his fat rolls and suffocated her

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study fat

The fat that accumulates on one's body due to study habbits around examination and assignment periods. Often caused by frantic all night stints whereby the student consumes takeout dinner, midnight lollies, 4am cake and breakfast icecream.

I finally finished my exams, now I have 8kg of study fat to shred.

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trimming the fat

Ending friendships or cutting off communication with lame, mean, and/or lukewarm friends. Good riddance!

"Lara always makes jokes at my expense. I think it's time to be trimming the fat. She got to GO!"

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Fat fiend

A Fatass that always ask for food and vapes

Damn that fat fiend over there eating all the edibles

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Calling in fat

The act of skipping work because you can't find any clothes that fit properly.

"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"

"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"

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