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Whatever claps your flaps!

This phrase is specifically for the females out there, who may get particularly excited over seeing someone of the opposite sex that they are attracted to !!

Deborah; "Ooh, did you see that guy, he's so hot!!"
Jade; "ugh, not my type but, whatever claps your flaps!!"

by Pharm-Drug Lord December 12, 2022


new york flap jack

the act of shitting on someone's forehead and then slapping it with your ass cheeks. similar to the cleveland steamer and the boston pancake but alot messier and for sick bastards only. make it a new york buttered flap jack by adding a squirt of jizz.

-Fozz: "Dude, what the fuck!!!?? What is this fucking joop on my head???"
-Dirty Dan: "I just gave you a new york flap jack ya dick."

-Darwin: "I'll have the new york flap jack."
-Waiter: "You sick fuck...(gunshot)"
-Jimbo: "Oooh...leave the body here, someones gettin laid tonight!"

by Gizzy Fran April 8, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Flap-Jacking-Off

1. Playing ring toss with pancakes (usually IHOP variety) and an erect penis.

2. Tossing or stacking of pancakes on the penis, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.

Masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.

3. Having a sexual partner eat pancakes off of one's penis. Also includes the act of eating said pancakes. Maple syrup may or may not be involved.

(Also known as "pancocking")

"I was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 IHOP shortstacks before I was covered."

"If you flap jack me off, I'll give you an Old King Clancy."

by Sonique Pussi March 25, 2013

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Missouri Flap Jack Surprise

When 2 or more people stuff pancakes up their asses, take pictures of it and send it to their parents

Person 1: Dude my mom got a sick Missouri Flap Jack Surprise this morning!
Person 2: Nice i gave one to my dad the other day, it was awesome!!!

by jdan916 May 16, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


old hairy meat flap

An old man's genitalia.

My bitch left me for that old hairy meat flap

by First class krew March 28, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


im flapping my wings

something that rapper nelly said so that he could se gurls get low and kick them over , obiously exposing them and makin them easier to screw

i thaugh i told u to flap ur wings woman!!!!!

by robin November 1, 2004

9๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


pork chop piss flaps

pussy

Her pork chop piss flaps were still covered with broccoli. I'm a fucking pork chop piss flaps. I fucking love my pork chop piss flaps. I swear to Jehub that my pork chop piss flaps were on fire. I love my piss flaps.

by Jehub October 18, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž