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When you are in a foreign country and you realise that the food you ordered isn't what you expected it would be. Instead, the look, smell, taste and/or texture is somehow unnerving, unrecognisable and disappointing and you can't bear eating it.
Paul: Oh! I'm so hungry! Where's my chicken?
(Waiter brings food to the table)
Paul: What IS that!? I thought it was going to be stir-fried chicken but it's actually chicken tendons and cartilage!
Nat: Oh Paul, that is food disillusion right there. Do you want some of my fries?
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During sex when the girl is flexible and can lift one leg almost straight up. Put your dick in, and MOST IMPORTANT put the thumb in her asshole and have sex. The thumb is so the man can help balance the woman.
Over lunch today we pulled a food stamper and I STILL got it in her hair!
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Pornography and other sexually appealing images, people or things that inspire one to fap.
The booth babes at E3 are the best fap food!
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Accuring after a food party (Party where you binge on food not alcohol) or just eating large amounts of junk food, you will get high of sugar or protien then crash into a food Hangover. Food Hangover symptoms are vomiting, head aches, and other unpleasant side effects to eating delicious food. The more extreme version of a stomach ache.
Friend 1: Hey, are we going back downtown?
Friend 2: No! I have the worst food hangover.
Friend 1: I thought you were off the sugar!?!
Friend 2: I can stop at any time!
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(Used as a verb) A term used when a person eats like there's no tomorrow.
I'm so hungry, I'm gonna sex food the second I get home.
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Obscure southern Wisconsin slang for Chinese food, thought to have originated in affluent Latino neighborhoods in L.A. The fact that fortune cookies were invented in San Francisco is a meaningless coincidence. Though the meaning has gradually expanded to loosely encompass all Asian cuisine, it still refers primarily to Chinese buffet restaurants that feature a Mongolian BBQ. No one really knows why.
"I don't know what it is about laying down dope accordian jams that just makes me want to roll the Hummer out to that Larry food joint on the west side."
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The feeling to go out with your friends for Mexican food, yet not want to eat anything there.
Steve : Dude, just order a taco or something. I'll buy.
Alex : Nah, I'm not really in the mood. I'll just hit up a Wendy's or something.
Steve : Alright, enjoy your Mexican't Food then.
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