mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

Pony Bug

Gaining an almost immediate liking towards ponies/horses after being around them maybe that day or the day before.

I just went to see the horses, and now I’ve got pony bug!

built like a pony

When the person isn’t big enough to be built like a horse so they’re built like a pony (usually a female)

She’s so jacked she’s built like a pony.

Pony up

To get it together and stop fuckin around.

Guy 1: Hey man this shits gettin real, you need to pony up and get serious man
Guy 2: I gotchu fam

Pony Up

Time to put out, or get out.

Hey, it's your turn to pony up or get out of the game.

Ponis

Large and much girth pony

Your ponis made me churn and juice a little .

Poni

A girl who has fun music taste but will also say yes to learning about a blumkin. Prays on Sundays, and is afraid of horses.

wow you are such a poni