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When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.
Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.
When you are punching the clown and forget to bring the tissues. In your state of panic before you climax, you reach for the closest thing to blow your load into, a shirt. Latter when you are out of laundry for work, the only thing you have left to wear is the shirt you shot all your sperm into and it is very crunchy.
Man, I haven't done laundry in three weeks and I had to were this crunchy shirt.
A day in which guys wear no shirt all day. Celebrated on October 15th.
When’s guys wear no shirt day.
It’s on October 15th, maybe you should start working out.
A Condom
Hope you're bringing your collared shirt into the VIP room bro!
Giddy up bitch, grab a collared shirt and let's ride!
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A fat fuck who constantly pulls their shirt away from their gunt to give the illusion of not being obese.
Jon keeps pulling his shirt away from his gut. What a shirt stretcher.
Bryce Steinmiller
Holy shit that guy is humongous, he’s a shirt stretcher!
Omg that guy be bryce the way he is a shirt stretcher
I feel bad for that shirt because of that shirt stretcher