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The act of partying all day Thursday and knowing you have the next day (Friday) off to relax and do whatever you want. As made famous by the show The Xtacles on Adult Swim.
"I have the day off tomorrow so let's have a Bon Jovi Friday and party all day!"
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A weekly event where male apes seek out fat chicks for carnal pleasures.
Fat Chick Friday can be competitive; each ape hunts for the most disgusting fat chick beastie to be slain on a trundle bed.
Fat Chick Friday tends to result in a mix of hilarious tales of triumphs and sorrows. It is growing in popularity nation-wide in the U.S. Some countries cannot celebrate the holiday due to lack of fat chicks.
Note: The trundle bed is not the only proper place to slay these beasties. Get creative.
Ape 1: "It's Fat Chick Friday!"
Ape 2: "FCF baby!"
Ape 3: "Once a fat chick gets a piece of meat, she won't let go!"
Ape 4: "I got one right now...Gitouttahere!"
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A non-religious celebration of day-drinking coinciding with the Christian holiday taking place on the Friday preceding Easter Sunday. Reserved for those who get Good Friday off from work, primarily in the financial and brokerage sectors (see "bank holiday"), but are usually joined by their less inebriated counterparts from the retail and service industries at the normal happy hour time. This work holiday allows revelers the opportunity to get good and ugly early in the day. Unlike other bank holidays, it ALWAYS falls on a Friday thus affording a very early start to the weekend.
Dude, I just checked my calendar. I have the Friday before Easter off. You want to make it Good and Ugly Friday?"
This year I am spending Good and Ugly Friday at the Brewers Opening Day Game.
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Used to describe the last day of the working week when members of an office bring in sweet sugary buns, doughnuts, cakes and pastries for everyone else to binge on. The Starbucks Cinnamon bun is a good Fun Bun Friday staple as is the Krispy Kreme dozen donut box.
Secretary 1: Sandy, what day is it today?
Secretary 2: It's Wednesday dude...
Secretary 1: Damn...still two days left until Fun Bun Friday!
Secretary 2: Don't remind me! In fact I feel like a fun bun right now...
Secretary 1: F**k it. Let's go to Starbies!
Secretary 2: Cool...let's roll!
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The Friday of every single week all school year where students sexually harass other students by slapping each other's asses without consent. Students and teachers at the time don't even realize it's sexual harassment because of Rape culture in our society. All in all it's literally normalizing the sexual harassment and reducing the education of personal space and boundaries.
Sally: Oh my god! I totally just got my ass slapped by some random person today!
John: You do realize that's sexual harassment, right?
Sally: NO! THEY TOLD ME IT'S SLAP ASS FRIDAY, It's like an actual thing now.
John: I'm pretty sure that's sexual harassment, Sally! That's not okay at all.
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Any rap or TV show with a high percentage of niggers performing on it, especially music video or rap shows. Similar to the former NBC show, Friday Night Videos.
Did you see the MTV Video awards last night, Slick? Shit, it was like Friday Night Niggers all over the place.
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Your first time nutting after coming home from Thanksgiving with your family.
Tom: How was your Thanksgiving?
Jeff: Nothing special, but the Black Friday nut afterward was fantastic.