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best friend

basically, you fuck with her you fuck with me. don't mess with a girl's best friend.

don't cross her if she has a best friend.

by emilyyylackibg1 November 29, 2015


friend blocker

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.

Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.

by Medford Man December 24, 2009


Pistachio Friend

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason

They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.

by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019


Fein Friend

A Fein Friend is one who you only talk/hangout with is because they either have a vape or cart

Sammy:Hey you know lexi?
Jenna:Kinda she’s just a Fein Friend

by Megatron1108 July 15, 2023


a friend of mara

Queers (mostly lesbians) ask if you are a friend of mara when they want to know if you are queer as well.
Long time ago they used 'friends of Dorothy' but the crew-ra brought this back again:)

Lesbian: hey. I've been wondering if.. if you are a friend of mara..?
Pan: heck yes I am ;) are you?
Lesbian: definitely.

by SomeAlienKid August 2, 2020


False friend

A fake friend who asks a lot of favors, but never once did appreciate the time he/she consumed nor return the favors you gave....

I remember you and I used to watch each other's back, lookin' out for one another, but this mofucker went and crossed the line. That's when I knew I had to cut him/her off; for you's a false friend! A cancer to our circle.

by TrueDef. February 9, 2019


HelloGoodbye Friend

Friends you never talk to albeit saying "Hello" and "Goodbye" while passing in the halls. These friends are usually people that you have classes with, people you've done a group project with, lab partners, etc.

"Sara is your friend right?"
"Nah, we did a project together last year; she's a HelloGoodbye Friend."

by Saxazax April 24, 2009