Sounds fun

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and swims like a duck, then it is a duck.
If it sounds (like) fun, then it is fun. Actually, no, this is NOT a statement you want to hear. Ever.
This is the phrase a girl you want as a girlfriend will say to you if she turns you down. This is commonly used in conjunction with an excuse to turn down a first or second date.
This statement is rarely used when a girl actually shows interest. A rule of thumb is that the more general the statement, the harder of a no it is.

Fred: Let's meet up for a coffee!
Sara: Sorry, I am very busy. But it sounds fun, though. We should plan something for the future.
Fred: Okay.
Red flags to notice -- "Sorry I am very busy" - Cliche excuse, and very general. "We should plan something for the future" - Again, way too general.

Accurate translation:
Sara: Forget it. We need not plan for the future. i.e. you have been friend zoned.
Fred: Meh. I'm not your friend. Why want me as a friend when you disparage me and think I'm not good enough for you? I can just have a friend who actually respects me for who I am over you.

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Milky fun bags

A pair of breasts/tits/boobies etc...

"I was a bit thirsty so she offered me one of her milky fun bags to suckle on!"

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Swedish Fish Fun

Fisting a pound of swedish fish candy into the anal cavity, then extracting them with your tongue. Have fun!

I performed "swedish fish fun" with my friends wife. Don't tell my friend. He is ironically the man who invented swedish fish. Go figure.

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Fleshy fun bridge

the are bettween the anus and genitals of a person, the term fleshy fun bridge is the literal translation of what the soiux tribe called this area.

he spent all night tickling my fleshy fun bridge

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fun bumps

A common term for boobies.

Get over here and let me suck on your fun bumps.

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flying fun variation

I gave her the flying fun variation, and she loved it.

a flying fun variation is a sex position designed for maximum effect, it looks similar to a barrel walk, but with the receivers legs rapped around the waist of the giver, the taker should be facing the ground and could have their hands on the ground or up on a desk or similar support. this works well in a hot tub or pool.

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fun lovin' criminals

Uber-cool alternative rock band from New York City, United States. Their music is a blend of many styles, most notably hip hop, rock and blues, and their songs deal with everyday life in New York: drugs, organized crime and politics. The most gangster (not gangsta) and testosterone-charged band to ever come around.

Fronted by the shmoovest guy on the planet Huey Morgan

Come Find Yourself, 100% Colombian, Mimosa, Loco, Welcome to Poppy's, Livin in the City, all by the fun lovin' criminals are highly reccomended if you have any class

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