Furry convention

Hell

God: So it says you did all of these sins? Welp, you’re gonna be going to the furry convention
Guy: What’s that?
God: Hell

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Furry hater

Some ignorant @sshole who thinks that furries should die in a hole for no apparent reason. These people tend to throw (really shitty) insults at a furry every time they get the chance.

Furry hater #1: (sees furry) oh look Steve, its a fatherless child!

Furry hater #2: oH bOy! It’s time to get my hunting riffle

Furry: (genuinely does not give a shit)

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furry cock

A name for male cat, opposite of "pussy" girl cat and not to be mistaken with a rooster, because roosters don't have fur.

This furry cock screeched up my new leather couch!

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Furries are cancer

The infect us gamers ;(

Furries are cancer you idiots

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furry muff

First spoken by Andrew Goss of Surrey. When said very quickly it can easily be mistaken for "Fair enough". Used to mock people or just to confuse people.

Boy: "Furry muff"
Girl: "..waxed actually"

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Anti-furry

Monster who hates furries 99% of the times because they assume it's all about porn while not admitting there's porn in litterally every other fandom in the same exact quantity

They are right that were goofy and weird, but oh gosh, can you just be tolerant? It's like being into anime.

To put it simply, an Anti-furry is a mentally disabled, close minded and retarded 16 yo turd with no life, empathy, common sense and acceptance towards diversity whatsoever.

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Furry Hater

An asshole

Guy: Hey furfag!
Girl: Dont be such a Furry hater, bitch

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