When a man consumes his own ejaculation.
When my wife and I have sex, I German Captain in my own mouth.
Sex position where both partners raise their hands in honor of Adolf Hitler. They are known to be praying for him instead of moaning.
Hans: Bro have you tried German Cowgirl with the wife?
Eckard: Ja, we prayed so hard Hitler came to life
A sexual act involving three nurses, two-three pitchforks, and a pack of Double A Batteries
Hans: Hey Greta, how are you feeling from last night?
Greta: I can barely move mein legs, all the blood I lost... Otto gave me a German Microwave.
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you bang, but then you pee in the others butt hole to finish
i just banged Mihir and then gave him a nice german bidet
When a man cums in his partner's ear.
My girl wanted to hear the sound of children, so I gave her the ol' German school bus.
when your girl squeezes your balls and you squeal.
bro my girlfriend gave me a German rubber duckie last night and it hurt.
german hotplate is a gang initiation in which the women must commit sexual acts with five or six dogs and after wrap her face in plastic wrap and smudge around in dog feces getting it all up in her hair she then has to act as if her shit don't stink and all the men want her
dashque wasn't given a choice on wanting the join the gang they forced her a german hotplate