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Gold Medal Mama

a woman who is so fat, that in order for a man to have sex with her, he has to roll her in flour to find the wet spot. this term is derived from Gold Medal brand flour.

Steve : "Man, I ain't been laid in a long time. I'd settle for a Gold Medal Mama right now."
Bill : "Ya, me too."

by JAHrules November 5, 2013


Gold Tier Fuckboy

A fuckboy who has a micropenis. Not only that but he has a lot of talk for a kid with the smallest known schlong in the universe.

A big disappointment to the girls who they convince to sleep with them.

Harry: Hey, you know Nick is a gold tier fuckboy right?

Vanessa: What's that?

Harry: He'll tell you he can rock your world with the biggest dick you've ever seen but in reality, he can't because it's a micropenis.

by Assholething1 July 9, 2019


Hydraulic gold miner

A partner eats a can of corn whole , no chewing the night before having sex. During sex this partner proceeds to take a dump on their other partners chest. After taking said dump partner A then stands over partner B and pisses hard all over the turd , revealing the mother load of gold/ corn!

The hydraulic gold miner is my girlfriend favorite thing to do after eating corn at the family barbecue

by That Hiking Guy July 14, 2022


Gold fish brain

Alyssa Leah Portillo

Damn nigga you have a gold fish brain.

by Tmnt344 February 11, 2020


Blue Collar Gold

Used to describe firearms as an investment

Check out the blue collar gold I just picked up at the gun show.

by mezlin March 31, 2012


Gold digging scoundrel

A person who steals your time, money or things; a proper scumbag.

Person 1. Mate she wants to charge $50 a word for my essay!
Person 2. What a gold digging scoundrel they are!

by anonymous little rat August 24, 2022


Gold diggin love

A unreleased song by Melanie Martinez, the song is about a gold digger

Gold diggin love

Gold diggin love

Gold diggin love

by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf August 3, 2021