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Hey look that girl is a silly goose with a mallards head
When her coochie is very much not tight.
Yo if she got a thigh gap she loose in the goose.
No cap.
A Goose Witch is a witch that lives in a spooky forest that, when asked, will turn you into a goose
"Oh goose witch, please turn me into a goose"
someone who is, in fact, a goose ass bitch
(quinton is the ceo of goose ass bitch)
me: omfg you’re such a goose ass bitch
quinton: damn ight
Of, or relating to, actions which resemble those of the common Canadian Goose in terms of "silly" or "absurd" mannerisms or styles therein.
"I know man... last night we got involved in some serious goose-nannery."
"Quiet down, young man! Goose-nannery will not be permitted in my classroom."
An act by which hope is given to the "goose" or "goosey" as is known in most cultures, and subsequently hope is stripped away when it becomes apparent that a lie has been concocted by which to "fool the goose". The bigger and more elaborate the lie, the more the goose has been fooled.
"Mate, got tickets to see the Spice Girls tonight, wanna come?"
"Yeah mate, i'll go get dressed now!"
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaah, I'm the master of goose fooling!"
(sub-par goose fooling)
Someone who acts so silly but tries to be professional at the same time
"Hey man what's going on?"
"Nothing, arguing with my girl about formal wear, she thinks short shorts are formal.."
"Still?!...man evie is a goose taco"