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A girl who likes horses. That is all. They either ride, own, or talk about horses. Often all three. Horse riding is a perfectly legitimate and athletic hobby and a competitive sport. Despite this, uneducated cretins constantly make some weird connection between riding and sex. A lot of people also assume that because a girl is a 'horse girl' she likes horses in a sexual way.
Labeling someone as a 'horse girl' is a way to put someone in a box. It is often assumed that because someone likes horses that that's all they like. Horse girls are just as capable of having multiple interests as anyone else.
"Man, she's a horse girl. Bet she likes fucking horses." "Nah, I like DVDs but that doesn't mean I want to fuck them."
"Ew, she's such a horse girl." "At least she has a hobby."
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Someone (usualy men who are sweaty and in there late 40's) who likes to cut hair off a horse and glue it to his own dick. then collects a series of five deferent types of horse hair, the final product is they cut there dick off and cook it with a casorole...
Son: Hay dad wats that hairy thing im eating?
Dad: Fuck up you lil shit!
Son: Please tell me!
Dad: Its the final product of my dick horse ive been working on.
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when you stick panties in a girls ass (like a horse tail) and use another pair around her neck like reins (for choking) and then go at it doggy style.
last night i rode the hobby horse.
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A person, normally a girl, who is so boot ugly that she carries what looks to be a horses mouth on her face.
Damn she gots a horse mouth
She's a real horse mouth
The village bicycle has a real horsey mouth
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In a relationship, when the couple fights and breaks up, the girl will usually refer to the guy's charm in getting her back as his white horse.
"It's too late for your white horse to come around."
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Black Dick
The word dark as you know means not lit up or shady and horse is flat out another way to say dick
Last night after we got out from the strip club I got me a dark horse if you know what I'm say in
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(n.) The suffocating stench of horse shit on the breeze, shortly after manure has been spread or during the spring thaw when the stables make their presence olfactorily known. The term stems from the primitive mystical cult of the Great Horse in the Sky -- Sky Horse. The phenomenon of Sky Horse is particularly well known at rural colleges.
Rene: "Ah, jaysus, that smells foul. What is that?!"
Pablo: "That'll be Sky Horse coming back--it's April, you know."
Rene: "Fuck. Of course."
Diego:"Why are you inside on such a beautiful day?"
Frida:"I'm avoiding Sky Horse, man. Maybe next week."
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