Take His Picture

To kill, murder, assassinate, someone.

I got 25 cent for you to take his picture.

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got his back

To take care of or look out for; to support.

I'm his wife, so I've got his back.

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Hi, Good Thanks

A saying which one person says which confuses the second person in the conversation and leading them to pause for a few seconds in order to gauge what has just happened.

Nick: Hi, Good thanks..

Shannon: *Pauses* what the fuck just happened?

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pooped his pants

The act of defecating in one's own trousers

Greg Oden POOPED HIS PANTS!!!! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP! POOP!

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out of his mind

BROSTOFF

person 1-hey who is that kid in the corner
person 2- brostoff
person 1- he is out of his mind

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Out of his league

Someones who's on a whole other level of attractiveness compared to their s/o

Dylan's girlfriend is way out of his league

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Rub His Nipples

A more polite, accurate term for kissing ass. Kissing ass doesn't feel good, but having your nipples rubbed ALWAYS feels good.

"Yo man, my boss is pissed off at me for being late for the third time this week"

"Its ok man, just rub his nipples"

"What?"

"Just kiss his ass man"

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