Antiperfect crush

When a guy likes a girl and the girl likes him back but they dont talk to eachother at all. They both are usually too shy to approach one another, therefore they fantasize over nothing when it could really be something. They are always focussed on the little things, like if he looked at her she will go crazy and tell her friends and ect... If only they could approach eachother, it could end up as a perfect love. If you are in this situation and you are a guy, make the first move!!

Cameron "Oh Sarah is so beautiful.."
Blake "Dude why dont you talk to her?"
Cameron "Just forget it, you dont understand"

Sarah "Cameron was totally looking at me today!"
Carlie "Okay stfu we've heard enough!"
Sarah "Yeah your right..if he liked me he would approach me"
Carlie "Heres an idea...why dont you approach him?"
Sarah "do you not nderstand what im going through??"

Unfortunately its an antiperfect crush, never gonna happen.

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Booty crush

When a boy likes a girl just because of her ass

Person 1- "Does jack have a crush on Susie or something."
Person 2- " Naaaahh he has definite booty crush, her face is wrecked but her ass is on 100."

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crush goggles

a state of being where a person has exponentially increased in attrativeness due to the fact that u have a crush on them.

Joe:Bruh, why do Avi like that chick? She so ug!
Alex: Yeah, he got a case of crush goggles.
Avi:What did i do in this life to deserve a girl as beautiful as u?
(Joe, Alex): what a fag

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crushing dicks

To work out so hard you could literally crush a dick with your thighs.

Laura: "Hey Sara I haven't seen you in a while, where've you been?"
Sara: "Oh I've totally been in the gym crushing dicks!"

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Flaming Crush

An extremely large desire to be with another being, and occasionally used in the auto-translate function by me. Also see crush.

Ash has a {Flaming Crush} on Sean.

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Blue Crush

When you jerk off a guy and RIGHT before he cums, you punch him in the nutsack.

Sally: How did your date with Glen go last night?
Fiona: Not well. I ended up giving him a Blue Crush in his car.
Sally: Brutal! What made you do THAT?

Fiona: Fuck that! He called me Rhonda!
Sally: Oh, then well deserved.

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Crushing Guts

Another term for sex or fucking. Going too deep and bottoming out in a chick.... or a dude if your a faggot.

(chick) "Just the thought of you inside me crushing guts makes me wet" (guy) You are welcome!

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