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Couch Sergeant

A veteran that never achieved much outside of the military and constantly lives in a daze of thoughts in their uniform.

I know this couch sergeant that has been out of the military for 14 yrs and round steps in his mind requesting orders.

by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021


Comfy couching

When an male or female lays on top of another large fluffy (overweight) person ,as if on a waterbed, while listening to their heart and their inhalation moves the that person equally with each breath.

While after a few drinks of whiskey Shannon was laying on Kim's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night and fell asleep on top of them.

While after a few drinks of whiskey I was laying on Tom's circular body comfy couching on a hot sweaty night

by RodeoSafety August 10, 2018


couch potatotalitarianism

When a democratic society becomes a dictatorship because the people are too lazy to revolt

Our country used to be free but we were so busy playing video games we didn't notice the fascists take over; now we're plagued by couch potatotalitarianism

by Morriebunned May 30, 2017


Fucked the Couch

When you fail at a big opportunity, because going offline and talking to normal people exposes how weird and extreme your politics are. Similar to "showed my power level."

"He was up for the position, but he started talking about how women are the property of their husbands, and should get married at age fifteen. They really fucked the couch when they hired him."

by JSpaulding August 11, 2024


porch couch season

A time in the summer white mainly in the northeast United States sit on their porch couch drinking cheap beer, listening to old music and bothering their neighbors with their cussing and or arguing.

Oh well it must be porch couch season because I can hear the neighbors fighting till 2:00am

by Ernchuck April 27, 2018


porch couch season

When White Trash spends all summer sitting on there porch couch drinking Cheap Beer, judging there neighbors, and usually leads into domestic violence.

It must be porch couch season Cause Jim & Buella are pissing off the neighborhood again.

by Ernchuck April 26, 2018


Sober as a leather couch

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

by jazzyj19 December 18, 2018