a penis that is fat at the base and gets smaller as it reaches the head
did you see aaron's christmas tree cock?
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A chronic condition caused by the incessant playing of Mannheim Steamroller music during the holidays. Unpleasant electronic sounds are repeatedly thrust into the ear without the ear-owner's consent, causing fatigue, ear bleeding, cluster headaches, and unhappy memories of the 80s.
Ouch! Someone is playing Mannheim Steamroller's "The Little Drummer Boy!" My ear is bleeding! Help! Christmas Ear Rape! Christmas Ear Rape!
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A term used to describe the lawns of those people who decorate their lawns at Christmas time with a ridiculous amount of decorations, especially the blowup decorations.
Instead of driving around to look at the house's with pretty Christmas lights, I went around searching for throw up Christmas!
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December 23 !! The day before Christmas Eve (:
Today is Christmas Eve Eve
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Fuck Your Holiday. Fuck any day where you are happy. I hope it becomes horrible and your cat dies
Yo that nigga tried to get with my girl so I said fuck your Christmas and punched him in the face
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Christmas story morning- when you wake up and some semen leakage from the night prior has stuck your dick hole to your underwear. Just like when flick was triple dog dared to stick his tongue to the frozen flag pole.
My Dick hole has been bothering me all day. I need to start peeing before I go to bed so I can prevent these Christmas story mornings.
The 23rd of December, 2 days before Christmas day.
Happy Christmas Eve Eve!