Jacob Upton

A self centered person that only thinks about themselves, and will talk shit about you behind your back if you ever meet him/her. If you confront a Jacob Upton about talking bad about you behind your back, he/she will lie about it and pussy out of some kind of a conflict.

Look, dad! Is that a Jacob Upton?
Yes, son. You should avoid him.

jacob j.w.c

is perfect in every single way. his smile is very contagious. his eyes are easy to get lost in. you could listen to his laugh forever. his voice is so calming.his hair is so nice. you would fall inlove with him in a milisecond. he is very smart, funny, sporty, kind, loving and he can bring a smile to your face without even trying. he would never make you do anything you don’t want to do and will listen to you whenever. He’s someone who you will regret losing. the most beautiful and amazing person to have in your life.

jacob j.w.c

jacob vang

A straight c- student who always dabs and and is bad at social studies but luckily his addicted soccer fan Yaya makes intellgince 59%.

Is this how show yourself as a Jacob Vang

jacob v

A nice sorta bloke that likes to show off his big black truck. Although sometimes mostly a dick-head for not attending special events or social gatherings, possibly due to COD or other stupid games, there is a tendency to come back to being his friend or else he will hold a grudge forever, especially if you break his special 40cm ruler or steal/take/borrow his bag from Bio class and hide it somewhere else. Overall, a top bloke.

"I'm at Blitz". "Oh, you must be a Jacob V!"

Jacob Tomlinson

Absolute beast of a being. An icon for the human kind to look up to. Generally a great guy.

Jacob Tomlinson is beast

Pulling a Jacob

To lock your keys in the car

Michael: Hey Jacob, wanna play some fibbage?

Jacob: Sorry man, I can't right now. I've locked my keys in the car... Again.

Michael: Really... Again? That's such a Jacob thing to do. You might even call it, pulling a Jacob.

jacob macaroni

a short skinny dark haired male with fuckboy additudes and gay ass haircuts. also pretends to be depressed

jacob macaroni shut the hell up