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Boogy Nose Johnson

A boogy nose Johnson is a person or child whose running nose has become an ongoing problem. Tissues and toilet paper must be used to evacuate the nasal passage more than seventeen times per hour.

Hey; boogy nose Johnson blow your damn nose, you’re making me want to vomit in my own underwear.

by Raquel S. March 29, 2020


Willy out, Johnson!

A game in which at least 2 men or a maximum of 15 can play

The rules of the game being that when anyone shouts “Willy out, Johnson!” the players have to pull their genitalia out as fast as possible and the last to pull it out has to get punched in the :nuts, plums, balls, ect.

The name Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago that had his trousers and pants pulled down by a student this has been an urban myth since the beginning of time in Lincolnshire. it was said that this act was done because the teacher was so annoy.

Beware, if played more than 5 times a day, willy out johnson may come back to the place where the fifth game was played and will will out johnson your bum

Willy out, Johnson!’ refers a male genetalia being pulled into view of everyone else playing the game usually out of some sort of underwear, trousers shorts or any other item of clothing

And Johnston refers to a teacher in a school a long time ago in Lincolnshire that had his trousers and pants pulled down

by willyoutjohnson September 1, 2022


big bubba johnson

Someone who is big and muscular. Who looks like a walking burnt nugget. And has a meaty dick.

Don’t get raped by Big Bubba Johnson!

by Cats cats cats February 21, 2018

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The Ron Johnson Situation

n. The situation where a guy asks if he can suck your dick...just to see what it's like.

"Hey man, can I suck your dick...just to see what it's like?"

by Balley McSackerson September 5, 2003

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jackin yo johnson

to masturbate

you must have been jackin yo johnson

by monkeymaster5 October 20, 2011

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jolly johnson jamboree

to gay men having anal sex and their ball are slapping together

Jolly johnson jamboree is when gay men having anal sex and their ball are slapping together.

by Tyrone Hamilton November 6, 2007

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Big Hair Johnson

Situation occurring when a mans pubic hair extends further from the pubic region than does his penis.

rance has notoriously been afflicted with a case of the big hair johnson.

by ranceapanca April 22, 2009

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