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A Kelly bastard is someone who hates spending money, unnecessarily. This is normally associated and used to describe some residents of Woodlesford in Leeds.
“Fancy a fosters? it’s my
Shout”
“What? Fuck that! It’ll send me rusty before I get pissed!
I’ll have a Stella, peroni or something else that’s expensive. As long as you’re buying.
I’ll get you a water back in return”
“You f***ing Kelly bastard”
An amazing artist who manages to create beautiful artworks at the last minute.
I wish I could pull of a Kelly Mullinger.
the most basic, ugliest, annoying, no a$$, no boobs, flatter than a board, no curves, big forehead, tries too hard to fit in but secretly everyone talks about her, obsessed with landen. calls other people “ho3s”, but missed 8 girls in one night. talks sm, and is going to get rocked in the face.
random person: “she has b00bs”
random person: “where? she’s flatter than ground.”
Anna Kelly is very much hated.
the most annoying, ugliest, obsessive, stick figure, no ass, no titties, big foreheaded bitch. who is gonna get their shit rocked because they talk too much. calls other people a “hoe” but made out with 8 girls in one night.
random person: “anna has b00bs”
random person: “she’s flatter than a board.”
Anna Kelly is disgusting.
The act of peeing on a teenage girl while in full pirate costume
I walked in on an arr kelly the other day.
The hottest-coolest time in Texas.
I'd love to slurp up a plate of Kelly Linguine.
Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.