To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.
I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.
My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.
cum accident your mom
A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.
"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."
When two gay men are 69'ing and the one on top has a shot glass inserted into his ass. The shot glass is then filled with Louis the 13th or some other high end liquor. The man on top then leans up and tries to pour the shot, from his ass, into the mouth of the man on bottom.
Kevin and Spencer were having gay sex and Kevin did a William's King with him. He managed to not spill a drop.
When shawthy gives hella good head.
:Was up man. Have you Seen hoodvilles new ig post
:nah man shawthy gave me king fusion
: damn thats bussin
the type of hair that grows above a female lip.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.
that woman has the "kings stache" of a fully-grown man
A King Dunlap is when you have an extremely large amount of foreskin, so much so that you cannot see the actual penis.
"My King Dunlap is so big I have to pull it back to pee."
A name used for someone who is unexpectedly nice.
Inspired by the only King Stephen of England who was a surprisingly nice guy amidst the tyrannical natures shown in his predecessors and successors.
Person a: 'Adolf gave me a back rub yesterday.' Person b: 'What a King Steve!'