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King the Sky

To inadvertently, through some form of miscommunication, ejaculate into ones own face.

I was with that new girl and her best friend last night, and I was too embarrassed to say anything so I kinged the sky.

My eyes have been dry ever since your mom made me king the sky.

cum accident your mom

by Karmanaut December 24, 2012


Capture the King

A little known modification of chess in which you win the game by capturing the king like you would capture any other piece instead of checkmating the king.

"I would rather play Capture the King. Chess is too hard."

by Moon Worshiper September 1, 2022


William's King

When two gay men are 69'ing and the one on top has a shot glass inserted into his ass. The shot glass is then filled with Louis the 13th or some other high end liquor. The man on top then leans up and tries to pour the shot, from his ass, into the mouth of the man on bottom.

Kevin and Spencer were having gay sex and Kevin did a William's King with him. He managed to not spill a drop.

by Princefigs1 November 21, 2017


king fusion

When shawthy gives hella good head.

:Was up man. Have you Seen hoodvilles new ig post
:nah man shawthy gave me king fusion

: damn thats bussin

by Real gangbanger Madrid May 7, 2022


kings stache

the type of hair that grows above a female lip.
may be rather disgusting, and completely noticeable.
watch out, it can be swung like a grappling hook.

that woman has the "kings stache" of a fully-grown man

by kylie.mustachio. January 22, 2010


king dunlap

A King Dunlap is when you have an extremely large amount of foreskin, so much so that you cannot see the actual penis.

"My King Dunlap is so big I have to pull it back to pee."

by EaglesGirl#12 September 16, 2013


King Steve

A name used for someone who is unexpectedly nice.
Inspired by the only King Stephen of England who was a surprisingly nice guy amidst the tyrannical natures shown in his predecessors and successors.

Person a: 'Adolf gave me a back rub yesterday.' Person b: 'What a King Steve!'

by Georgethefourth January 17, 2017