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Oral sex after your partner takes a piss when they haven’t had any water for 16 hours, following a strenuous exercise session in tight fitting shorts or pants made from synthetic material.
John Austin: Hey Luke, how was CrossFit today?
Luke: Tough! We rowed 10,000 meters and it must have been 120 degrees in there, these Lululemon shorts are soaked! I can’t believe I forgot to bring water, I’ve been thirsty all day. Look, my urine looks like lemon-lime Gatorade!
John Austin: Ooh, how about a blowjob? I haven’t participated in a Salty Lady since I broke up with Brooks!
as he rubbed her lady notch he brought her to a slow and shuddering climax
Onion Lady is a slight CLOWN. Onion Lady cannot see, as she is as blind as an Asian. She can make you laugh and be confused at the same time. She’ll laugh at any joke you throw at her, and gives good hugs. Sometimes it’s like she bonked her head on a pole, but other than that Onion Lady is a big ass bean.
P1: Hey, that girl is such a bonky ass bean.
P2: You mean an Onion Lady?
Noun: A cute little heartbreaker; a sweet little lovemaker; a hottie that makes you want to get up and scream; a babe who looks so good; a lady that makes you feel like saying "foxy"
"Foxy lady, you look so good, yeah, foxy, yeah, give us some, foxy, yeah, get it, babe, you make me feel like, feel like sayin' foxy, foxy, foxy lady, foxy lady"
This wonderful piece of Soviet pornographic production is what’s driven every political decision made by the GOP over the last 4 years. The film documents a romantic evening in Moscow between GOP Senator Lindsey Graham and GOP former President Donald Trump before they un-leash some downright doggedness between the sheets.
Joe: What’d you think of the film, the Lady & the Trump, Barack?
Barack: The part where Lindsey marks his territory was pretty great.
Joe: Better than the part where Trump takes Lindsey on a walk?
A woman made of breasts, with nipples for days! A tiny human body may also be attached somewhere in there.
Lady Titsbouncington cannot walk because her tits are too huge.
When you creampie a girl doggystyle, then she squeezes it out and it plops onto the soles of her feet underneath her, like when the lunch lady slaps a scoop of food on your tray, therefore making her the Lunch Lady
Eddy: “Hey, did you hear Jake made Amber a lunch lady the other night?”
Mark: “No, but I hope she didn’t walk to the bathroom after, he’s got new shag carpet”