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When mama looks at what you've been doin. When Mom looks at all of the porn that you've been watching especially the gay ones.
dont look at my porn it might be gay.
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That point in a lecture, presentation or discuss in which the audience would like you to stop so they can leave. This is usually preceded by excessive rambling, jumping from topic to topic with no clear clue that the audience has had enough. The comment is typically said under your breath with a slight tone of exasperation but is clearly heard by everyone expect the speaker.
Karen “This presentation is taking forever and he is just rambling on and on.”
Presenter “Next we are going to talk about…”
Ben “I think the word you are looking for is adjourn”
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A homosexual person who looks good but is being full of himself/herself - a jerk to other people
Cristiano Ronaldo could be a GLGJ - good looking gay jerk
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What a beautiful girl calls herself
“Ah I look like trash” “No you don’t Jordyn your beautiful”
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A gift horse "lays" gifts, much like the golden goose.
You don't want to know what it eats.
The modern interpretation is corrupted from the original 'given,' not 'gifted.'
To not examine a gift is to ignore subtle compliments or insults, and can be dangerous. Such was the case in the Trojan Horse.
"This roast is delicious. Do you want to go to the slaughterhouse after?" mused Betty.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth." quipped Martha.
"My girlfriend's taking me out, but I think she got the money from whoring at the truck stop," said Jose.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," cautioned Miguel.
(On a chairlift) "Isn't it sad there are no tee pees or buffalo here?" wondered Jane.
"Don't look a gift horse in the mouth," snapped Stacie.
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When a girl is about to give you head you poke her eyes and make her find your nuts!
dude i pulled a blind squierl looking for nuts on hugos sister last night
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