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The hottest man alive.
1:Hey do you know who Machine Gun Kelly is?
2: Yes! He is the hottest man alive
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A personal car or motorcycle that is much cheaper to run than the rate at which mileage is reimbursed for work use. (the current government rate is $0.50/mi, other places do $0.40/mi, etc.).
Nick: I work for the Census and ride my 1980 Honda Cub. I get reimbursed fifty cents a mile but it costs six or seven cents a mile to run.
Hamal: That's like a rolling ATM machine!
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Fucking immense band. Everyone with any sense of rock music should listen to RATM. They rule. Shouldn't have broken up so early, but still made 4 quality albums.
Rage Against The Machine rock. Tom Morello is a legend and genius. If you only think they are good because of their lyrics just listen to some of Morellos guitar solos : Kick out the Jams, Know your enemy for example. They are musical genius. If anything they are highly underrated
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Look over there! Those hooligans are building a washing machine
Machine that goes 'woo woo' when it moves
You want me to drive the woo woo machine online?
When you hire a Serbian prostitute and when you start fucking her start spinning her around at and extremely rapid pace in a motion like a washing machine.
Come her blyat I'mma make you a fucking Serbian washing machine.
when a washing machine self destructs while spinning
Are you doing washing machine fail?