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reference to clitoris based on shape and pliability resembling a noodle. Area of high arousal of women.
I got her squealing by playing with her magic noodle.
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A doomed name for an excessively bitchy person.
That witch is a magical bitchwad
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The fucking man: name derived from Magic Johnson and Will Wonka. Name originally created by T.O.
Yo Magic Wonka, do we have fuckin chinese homework tonight
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When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.
My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.
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A bannana that is rasist and a big piece of shit to other people.
Im the magical bannana, fuck off!!!
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Shoving your erect cock into a Snickers and dunking it into a deep fryer. Traditionally served with a caramel drizzle.
"I went to the county fair and I got a Magic Corndog"
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Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."
Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."
"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."
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