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where fun goes to die, intelligent kids feel inadequate, the losers in high school are suddenly popular, where your best hasn't been good enough since 1693, producing the best educated alcoholics, and the home of John Stewart
Where Does This Kid Go To School:
Tall
Awkward
Pink Polo Shirt
Popped Collar
Huge Backpack
and prepared to talk about biochemistry at any moment
He is the most popular student at William and Mary.
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an action verb meaning "to vomit"
While I was sitting on my couch, I ate a 3 day-old moldy hot dog and immediately mary-kated all over the coffee table.
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When you eat your girlfriend out while on her period, and then drink the blood.
It was her time of the month but I still ate her out, then after had a Bloody Mary.
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"Bloody Mary" was originally Queen Mary the first of England she reigned for five years (1553-1558). Later she worked on turning england back to the roman catholic church. She was nicknamed bloody Mary be during her reign she burned and killed 300 people due to heresy!
There is also a superstition that if you are in the dark, look in the mirror, and chant bloody Mary a ghost or a witch will appear but there are no real evidence or facts proving this myth to be real!
Another thing related to this topic is a popular alcholic drink refered as a brunch cocktail made with Vodka as the base spirit though alcholic it is very nutritional!
What is Mom doing?
Oh just testing the fact if the bloody mary superstition is real!
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1. Bloody Mary - (v.) - The process of eating someone out who is currently on their period at the time of eating out.
2. Bloody Mary - (adj.) - Describing the process of eating someone out who is on their period at the time of eating out.
V. John: I like doing a Bloody Mary.
Bill: Yuck!
Adj. John: I ate Jordan out last night.
Bill: Isn't she on her period?
John: Yeah, that was a Bloody Mary, one of the best I've had.
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Some stupid ass bitch who thinks vaccines cause autism
mary tocco Oh I’m MaRy ToCcO AnD Vaccinating YOur KiDS cAusE AutIsm
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(v.) The act of decluttering in the style of Japanese organization consultant and TV personality, Marie Kondo. Essentially: if it doesn't bring you joy, get rid of it.
My boyfriend James just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so I Marie Kondo'd his ass. Single and ready to mingle!
I seriously need to Marie Kondo the shit out of my apartment... There's just so much random stuff I'll never use again.
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