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where fun goes to die, intelligent kids feel inadequate, the losers in high school are suddenly popular, where your best hasn't been good enough since 1693, producing the best educated alcoholics, and the home of John Stewart
Where Does This Kid Go To School:
Tall
Awkward
Pink Polo Shirt
Popped Collar
Huge Backpack
and prepared to talk about biochemistry at any moment
He is the most popular student at William and Mary.
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an action verb meaning "to vomit"
While I was sitting on my couch, I ate a 3 day-old moldy hot dog and immediately mary-kated all over the coffee table.
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The most wonderful amazing girl in the world....raises beautiful children that crack heads abandon
Wow she is such a ladonna marie
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The most amazing girl ever.
That fine, fly chick that you wish you had.
The girl that reps the 904 to the fullest.
"Dang, look at that girl...She is a Mary Delgado NO DOUBT!!"
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Bible thumping, church-girl who will throw their own reputation in the dust to save someone else's. Puts people before theirself. Loyal.
Why thank you for being a Mary Burk, you really saved me, there!
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(v.) The act of decluttering in the style of Japanese organization consultant and TV personality, Marie Kondo. Essentially: if it doesn't bring you joy, get rid of it.
My boyfriend James just wasn't doing it for me anymore, so I Marie Kondo'd his ass. Single and ready to mingle!
I seriously need to Marie Kondo the shit out of my apartment... There's just so much random stuff I'll never use again.
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A cute girl who likes to eat ice cream and go to the beach. Probably doesn’t have a licence, but her friends aren’t really that concerned about it as they generally enjoy her company and it evens out in the long run. She’s hot, has a slight lisp, probably very bad at sports but makes up for it likely by doing weekly Pilates sessions. While she likely knows the crackheads in the area and has a fleeting relationship with them, generally keeps to herself by locking herself in a room to binge countless hours of brainless TV on her iPad that she spent probably too much on. Probably supremely cute. Mistaken for a small boy on occasions.
Did you see that small boy? Oh wait, it’s Mary-Christina. She is hot.
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