michael cawley

Chuck Norris's personal trainer who after teaching him decided to go on a sabbatical but only to never return. His whereabouts are unknown, but rumors exit that he now teaches other young students

He left and I assume that he's pulled a michael cawley

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michael johns

Hot australian 29 year old man, Contestant on american idol who should've got to the final two with david cook.

Damn, Michael Johns is hot.

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michael richards

n. social faux pas that involves accidentally offending one or more groups of people

"Oh man, I totally pulled a Michael Richards at work today. The women there really hate me now."

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michael myers

a crazy-ass son of a bitch

ask anyone, they will agree that michael myers is one crazy-ass son of a bitch

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Michael Scott

The Office character. Played by Steve Carell.

Michael Scott is as fast as a car.

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Michael Pitt

Very very hot actor who has played in Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Murder by Numbers, Bully, and Finding Forrester.

Hey I'm Michael Pitt and I'm hot. No, I'm not related to Brad.

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Michael Bay

A Michael Bay (named after the film director/producer) is a term used to describe a solid excretion that starts off pleasant but continues for so long that it causes the excreter to lose interest, or in some cases, physical pain, essentially like sitting through a Michael Bay film or Michael Bay marathon, you're feeling good about the first ten minutes or so but then you slowly lose interest and/or it physically hurts to carry on.

"I'm off to the loo"
"I hope it's not a Michael Bay."

"You were gone a while."
"Yeah, it turned out to be a Michael Bay, one of the most painful half hours of my life"

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