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-(v)- the fondleing of brests on hot big booded babes
mmm, i wish i could go over the mountains
the mountain dew bloat is a condition known to many in this ever advancing world. it occurs when one drinks mountain dew too fast and the result is the urge to piss in ones pants and the feeling of complete bloatness and with that utter satisfaction
mountain dew bloat...you know you've done well
one day jack....the signs are there
The Beverly Hills of Alabama. The little green city filled with rebellious crackhead teens, loaded lawyer fathers that cheat on their wives, who are crazy wine cooler-loving freaks who are obsessed with their childrens' lives, and porsche driving celebs. Huge houses and nice cars... but tons of drama. You think they're living the good life? You have no idea...
A sample situation in Mountain Brook, AL.
Emily: "Hey mom, can I spend the night at Victoria's house tonight?"
Emily's mom: "What do her parents do for a living? Do they drink? Does Victoria have any older siblings?"
Emily's dad: "Honey, I'm gone to work."
Emily's mom: "But.. it's ten at night..."
Emily's dad: "Exactly..."
A "prison" that is ran by the Arizona Department of Juvenile Corrections in North Phoenix, that inmates/former inmates act like is hardcore, in an attempt to gain respect, when really it is very similar to a daycare and full of snitches, child molesters, and fake gangsters.
Former Inmate #1: "Yo dawg I just did 4 months in Adobe Mountain School, it was crazy people were getting killed everyday it was hardcore."
Former Inmate #2: "Really?, cause I just got released last March and it was full of pussies."
the art of one getting fucked in the ass then pulling out with crap on ones cock/strap-on while the other person lays on their back pushing their stomach out and the person with the dirty cock/strap-on slaps it on the others enlarged stomach.
i once fucked a girl while in my gucci loafers in her ass and pulled out with a wad of poop on my dick so i decided to give her a poop dick mountain
When your fucking a girl and her Pussy gets so wet that she fly’s off your dick. Then she takes you into the bathroom and you fuck her over a toilet. You fuck her so hard she breaks the pipes and the toilet water splashes on your face. You then proceed to drink the water and fuck her so hard that she flys to disneyworld.
“Matt why is the house flooding”
“I gave Chelsea splash mountain”