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while snowboarding, manual your tail then 180 and manual front
"Man, I was shredin' some sweet cherry cherry pow pow, when all of a sudden I decided to butter the muffin that made everybody look. Yeah, bro!"
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A member of the female sex who adorns herself prodominantly in clothing too small for herself, creating an effect of her figure spilling out over the top of her pants, resembling the top of a muffin. Muffin tops are generally unaware of their condition, and typically even believe that they are MORE attractive than non-muffin tops. These females are very easily spotted in nearly all social events, and the muffin tops even parade themselves about in a way to advertise their willingness to participate in sexual activity with willing members of BOTH sexes. Most of the time, muffin tops can be found in the pressence of and under the influence of alcohol and other substances.
"look at jessica, in those pants she is a total muffin top, they must be at least 2 sizes too small, and her fat stomache is spilling out all over the place!"
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The act of stuffing one or many muffins down your pants, while promptly sitting down on the doughy mass. Upon sitting, you take the muffin mass, ball it up and eat it.
dude, you really need to get a taste of Chris's ass muffin, it's to die for!
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the combination of a pizza-face and a muffin-top
god damn, Ashely Faris is a pizza-muffin
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Mounding flesh accumulating on the face of the female genitals. Best used to describe a particularly protruding specimen. Generally noticed due to bright colored panties or odor.
"Let me pet your coital beard and grovel on your meat muffin."
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The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)
"I heard he likes it rough."
"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"
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A person of the female sex that is well used and may be "worn out" who also has a muffin top or a slight belly that hangs over the pant line. you often find them soliciting at walmart
did you just see that girl at wal mart today she had to be a slut muffin.
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