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the combination of a pizza-face and a muffin-top
god damn, Ashely Faris is a pizza-muffin
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Mounding flesh accumulating on the face of the female genitals. Best used to describe a particularly protruding specimen. Generally noticed due to bright colored panties or odor.
"Let me pet your coital beard and grovel on your meat muffin."
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The act of punching a womans vagina during sexual intercourse. (i.e. - vagina punch)
"I heard he likes it rough."
"Oh! Is he a muffin cruncher?"
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A person of the female sex that is well used and may be "worn out" who also has a muffin top or a slight belly that hangs over the pant line. you often find them soliciting at walmart
did you just see that girl at wal mart today she had to be a slut muffin.
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ultra sensative man that takes it in the ass
frankie is a fuckin muffin loaf!
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a fat ugly girl from east hampton who is a slut
slutfattwat a muffin twat
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To come on to somebody sexually when the person you are coming on to doesn't really want to have sex. usually when you mistake innocent intentions for sexual innuendos. ending in either the person yelling RAPE!! or the whole world laughing at you cause you thought she actually wanted tohave sex with you.
"Joshua jumped the muffin last night when lindsay asked him to come over and watch a movie with her"
"Damn! nate just jumped the muffin when brittney told him she liked sausage"
"dont jump the muffin nate, she just wants to hang out."
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