Rural Dictionary

battle cats

a retarded cartoon game degens play (the age of them ranges from 5 to 14, with 99.69% being 5~12), everyone are tre trau and cant grow the fuck up for once (also underage on discord LLLLLL)

"i play battle cats it is a cool game"
- every retarded degens that are stuck on their 2008 level

by slugma218 August 7, 2022

(Noun, Related; see "Battle Jacket")

A denim vest, particularly one worn by fans of metal music (colloquially refered to as "metalheads").

The distinction between a battle vest and a regular denim vest is that a battle vest will have patches sewn on indicating which bands the metalhead enjoys listening to. A battle vest may also include studs and/or spikes, however this is not a requirement to be deemed a "battle vest".

Many metal fans will wear these as a sign of dedication to their favorite bands, and as a calling card to fellow metalheads in public spaces; most notably, concerts and festivals. However, you may occasionally find a metalhead in the wild wearing their vest for common daytime activities, such as grocery shopping, or mowing their lawn.

While the vest may make someone appear intimidating, it should be noted that most metalheads are very sociable and amicable people, who simply want to use extreme fashion as a form of self-expression. In addition, most metalheads appreciate other genres of music as well, so don't be surprised if you hear them talking about their favorite rappers or jazz artists too!

"Whoa, did you check out that dude's battle vest?"

"Yeah man, He's got Gojira and Opeth patches sewn on there. He has some damn good taste!"

by Ceaig69420 August 8, 2024

slut battle

When women have a "battle" over the internet where they rapidly call eachother sluts,whores,etc.

"Those bitches having a slut battle"

by TuefulHunden January 14, 2012

Battle Axe Syndrome

A specific type of headache following a night a drinking in which the sufferer feels as if, while sleeping, a battle axe was slammed in to their skull directly behind the eyes. Battle Axe Syndrome is usually brought on by drinking poor forms of alcohol such as Maddog 20/20 or Milwaukee's Best Ice. In extreme cases, a person suffering Battle Axe Syndrome may resort to wearing protective eyewear to keep their eyes from popping out of their skull or to block all light from getting in.

My head hurts so bad, if I move more than one inch my eyes might explode. Wicked case of Battle Axe Syndrome

Bill: Why is Ray wearing sunglasses inside?

Matt: Well, he chugged a bottle of Maddog after he finished a 6 pack of Milwaukee's Best Ice. He probably has Battle Axe Syndrome.

by Norma's Garage February 13, 2014