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dutch oven

when somebody farts in bed and you lift the covers up and trap yourself with the covers.

when i was in bed my wife laid the nastiest dutch oven ever.

by ohyez221 March 26, 2003

21πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž


Dutch oven

When you are in bed with another person, you fart and both of you go under the sheets.

I'm going to dutch oven my wife tonight.

by Mad Snake August 28, 2006

27πŸ‘ 60πŸ‘Ž


von dutch

A line of clothing that goes back to a very racist man who was openly racist.

How can Usher hold his head up high when his Von Dutch tee be from a racist guy?

by LLM October 12, 2005

54πŸ‘ 116πŸ‘Ž


dutch uppercut

This any suckerpunch or eyepoke someone does to someone after rubbing their fingers on their own bare sweaty asscrack.

Jeff saw that guy his girlfriend cheated on him with so he gave him the ol' dutch uppercut.

by Spraya October 17, 2007

6πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Dutch circus

a daisy chain of furries

Dude, if you thought furries were gay, wait until you see a Dutch circus.

by Überschwanz June 2, 2005

8πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


dutch monkey

To fart in bed while an unsuspecting pet is sleeping underneath the covers.

Hey honey! Little Johnny just gave the puppy a dutch monkey!

by DarkLush February 18, 2009

21πŸ‘ 42πŸ‘Ž


Dutch Surprise

Leaving a poop in someone's bead, with them still in it, before they wake up.

I left her a Dutch Surprise. No number, just poop.

by paul-e-dangerously July 22, 2007

11πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž