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slush friend

A slush friend is a person who you Aquaint yourself with who is always doing something wrong and thinks they're better friends with you then they are.

Wow look at Sam with her moldy bread, she's such a slush friend.

Yea she thinks we're great friends but, she's kinda annoying

by Slushfriend April 19, 2016


inside friend

an inside friend is a secret friends-with-benefits person in your life

He can't go to the wedding as my date, he's just an inside friend.

by decietful.dictionary September 6, 2020


friend blocker

A needy roommate, classmate, relative, or other associate who impedes your ability to make friends by insisting on being part of any new relationship you try to make. The friend blocker stands next to you while you are meeting new people and makes clear that the blocker is part of any new friendship.

Dillon is introducing himself to Jeremy, a new guy on the dorm floor. Dillon's roommate is a friend blocker, so he walks up beside Dillon and says, "Dillon, my man, who's our new friend?" Then the roommate stands immediately next to Dillon for the duration of the conversation.

by Medford Man December 24, 2009


Friend Off

A competition, typically between girls, to see who has the sexiest male friend. They go in rounds of three to see who is more attractive. The winner gets bragging rights

"Girls, let's have a friend off! I'd love to win bragging rights."

by randomperson30 January 26, 2021


That one friend

The one friend everyone has that seems to have what they need no matter how bizarre it seems to be

Friend 1: Hey do you have a giant picture of a rooster in your bag
That one friend: yeah what color?

by Byestone June 28, 2020


Fake Friend

1. Someone who talk about you/someone else, but is too scared to tell it to your face.

2. Someone who changes up when they get around certain people (Boys, popular people etc) can be a pick me girl too.

EXAMPLE 1:

Jessica: "Did you see how ugly Alyssa was today?"
Kaity: "Yeah, that sweater she had on was horrible."
*Alyssa comes*
Alyssa: "Hey guys!"
Jessica: "Hey, Aylssa!" *Smiles*
Kaity: "Your sweater is so cute!"
Alyssa: "Thanks!"

EXAMPLE 2:

Lora: "You are so pretty to day Lizzie."
Lizzie: "Thank you, so are you Lora."
Lora: "Yeah, and you smell nice."

*Boy comes*
Lora: "But you need to brush your teeth, your breath stinks." *Says loudly*
Lizzie: "Huh, but you just said i smell-"
Lora: *Starts talking to boy ignoring Lizzie*
Lizzie: "Your a fake friend." *Walks away*

by IWannaBeSmart July 3, 2021

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Temporary Friend

A "friend" that is made for a small amount of time. A person to talk to in movies or at a event. As soon as it ends. You have no contact and are strangers once again.

" You were talking to that girl a lot during the movie, you get her number?"
" No, she was just a temporary friend"

by CorruptDino February 24, 2018