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A state of drunkenness that makes one imitate the sporadic and uncontrollable movements of someone with parkinson's disease. This imitation is caused by nearly falling over and catching yourself, or almost passing out while walking.
Did you see that sloppy albino rhino on the dance floor? That war pig was parkinsons drunk.
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That moment after having an orgasm where you think you really like the person, and then you take a nap and wake up and realize you were just orgasm drunk from all the feel good body chemicals that having an orgasm produces and that you really don't like the other person at all, and you should never, ever make promises while orgasm drunk.
I thought I wanted to go on a date with this guy, but then I realized I was just orgasm drunk.
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a severe intoxication level (ranging from 0.2-death) where the participant obnoxiously attempts to fornicate with any and all surrounding individuals of the opposite sex, while also incoherently texting and/or sexting other innocent victims who also have no further intention of committing to, or subsiding to a later encounter
That girl was so shannon-drunk last night she was dry humping the toaster.
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This type of person includes (but is not limited to) a person who becomes very intoxicated, passes out, vomits all over his or her significant other's bed and bedroom, and then wanders the house naked in front of their significant other's roommates.
"Did you hear what Joanne did this weekend? She was totally an "Ashley" drunk!"
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is someone who likes to cheat on her boyfriends with other guys.
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The term used to describe one's state before one is to be referred to as 'drunk'. The second fifth of the 'Inebriate' circle - Sober, Pre-Drunk, Drunk, Post-Drunk, and Hungover. Symptoms include slurring words, slight loss of memory and heightened social cohesion.
"Oh my god, I am soooo pre-drunk right now! Can't wait to get tooootally smashed!" said the hoe.
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The act of calling someone when you are lonely and drunk. An act usually performed by drunk guys alone at the bar with nothing else to do but call others, so as to prove that they actually get out and try to convince the other that they actually have a life when they do not.
Drunk caller: Hey what's up, I'm here at this bar having a great time there are women everywhere!
Innocent married call taker: Dude what the fuck! You woke us up. Get a life
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