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National boy friend day treat ur boyfriend right
Suck his dick 29th May boyfriend day send him titty pics
A soft, stupid, but overtly friendly boy. A term used by a female to describe a male companion who, like the average Golden Retriever dog, has at least 5 generations of parents who are siblings. His personality reflects this as he is oblivious, slow, but persistently happy. Like many golden retrievers, people are easily distracted by his cute looks and friendly demeanor, so he is often able to exhibit both socially and morally unacceptable behavior without consequence.
Matt is such a golden retriever boyfriend, I found my mom’s jewelry in his car and he said he was going to have it professionally cleaned as a surprise. Isn’t that precious?
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the mode of a man who reaches fits of rage when his girlfriend even speaks to another male or even mentions another male. this mode often involves asking about every unfamiliar phone number on his girlfriend's cell, checking her email without her consent, following her when she goes out for the night, and will make sure that he knows where she is and who she is with at all times. thi mode is a nightmare for his girlfriend's friends as they will tell her to break up with him constantly
he's in CBM again and he won't quit calling.
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a day dedicated to your favorite ex boyfriend
sarah: happy favorite ex boyfriend day
ex boyfriend: lol thanks
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This ones easy, his name is Cory. Tall and strong and handsome! This is the sweetest guy you will ever know! Im so incredibly lucky to call him mine! He's absolutely perfect inside and out! And did I mention he has the sexiest butt the worlds ever seen? ;) Xxxx<3
The way he can brighten your day with just a smile and how hes always reminding you that you're beautiful(: The insanely sweet messages he'll send you to remind you that he loves you, and all the Saturday's you spend together that mean the absolute world to you! He truly is the most amazing boyfriend<3
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Any form of getting some type of action. With your boyfriend.
Roommate - "Were you flipping flags with your boyfriend again last night?"
Me - "Obviously, you know how I get at football games..."
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Girlfriend has to kiss boyfriend on October 23
Karen why did u kiss James.Because its October 23 its national girlfriend kisses boyfriend day.
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