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An expression used by back-woods folk to display feelings of anger, hate, regret or anxiety. One may also hear "frick" in similar situations from said grease monkey.
Man 1: "Hey Ricky Bobby, your truck got banged up real good while we were pounding Natty Lights last night."
Ricky Bobby: "Dang 'ol man. Shit's fucked."
The "Oklahoma Alamo" is a sexual term referring to two people, fucking raw in the backseat of an extended cab truck, adjacent to a cornfield, getting caught by the owner of the land they're on, and being shot with a rifle.
It is important to know the act doesn't technically qualify if done in any other vehicle subtype (sedan, SUV, et cetera,) or if done adjacent to any other type of field, like wheat, for example.
The rifle can be substituted for a shotgun in a pinch, however, as that would not affect the general principle of the thing.
Betty and Randy went down to Jerry's field for a good time and ended up catching The Ol' Oklahoma Alamo. May their souls rest easy in Heaven. I hope Randy at least got his rocks off before he met Jesus.
Mustache rides with a side of crazy, just for kicks.
"Oooh, I bet she's got some tricks up her sleeves. Tell her I can give her the ol' springer special for free when I'm in town"
When you take your wife beater off and turn it into a napkin before you’re about to eat ass like it’s some of Kansas City’s finest BBQ.
Bob was visiting the local watering hole where he picked up a gal to take home, he made sure to pull out the ole’ Kansas City napkin before foreplay.
The baddest motherfuckers to ever live. An order of individuals who display the most esteemed amount of gentlemanly conduct and loyalty. Drink it down, drink it down!
“We are a Grand Ole’ Gang”
My friend’s little girl is walking around wearing his tank top exposing her lil ol’ tiggies.
A very handsome man with much pussy and a huge dick he is known to be olesuper123 and he will dominate every pussy in his path!
Look out Ole Philip Monstad is going to dominate ur pussy!
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