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jerking off in a place where you have a high risk of getting caught.
Dave wanted to danger wank in the Taco Bell bathroom, not in a stall, and he did. He almost got caught danger wanking but he put his junk back in his pants.
The act of pleasuring yourself screaming your parents name and finishing before they get to the room.
MOM!!!! Im danger wanking!
Somebody who is so good at masturbating that the can cum whenever they wish, weather it be later or sooner
You wanking wizard you, you always have time for a quick one.
When put your hand in a bucket of ice for 15 minutes and have and wank
I got so bored the other day, that I got the ice bucket and had a zombie wank
Do you ever get thirsty and then realized you brushed your teeth but you don’t want water so you get a straw and stick it rlly far down ur throat so it doesn’t touch your teeth?? Well kids that diddle wanking.
A person who does this is a diddle wanker and should be respected.
Person 1: I saw Tysun diddle wanking today
Person 2: oouu what is that
When you know your home alone and safe to have a wank
thursdays are the only time a week I get any wank security
The out-of-game act of rolling dice to resolve the abilities of your RPG character in imagined hypothetical scenarios. Poor rolls are disregarded as “that wouldn’t” happen, while good rolls grant a fleeting feeling of success. The act inevitably leaves one tapped out and unsatisfied.
Also applies to “testing” your Smashammer Space Marine Captain vs. any number of Xenos elite units.
“After my Wizard learned Fireball, I spent the whole week-end wank-rolling him wiping out orc lairs! I’m so pumped for tonight’s game, I could cast a Fireball RIGHT NOW!”